Funny Jokes for Girlfriend in English

05.06.2018

In our time, to maintain a relationship, women attend trainings teaching how to win a guy. Guys, in turn, google, what ways to attract the attention of the girls are the most effective. But… Okay, boy, you won the girl. What are you going to do next? Send her some sneaky-peaky photos? Give her roses? Or, maybe, buy her a new IPhone XXX?

No way, don't even try, if you want to stay with your girl a little bit longer. You better know how to make your girlfriend LAUGH. For the first way to recognize how to make her laugh, learn what is humor for the people around you, irrespective of whether it's men or women.

How to make people laugh

To make people laugh, you always need to remember that you don't have to step onto the banana peel. There are some methods that probably can help you find in your mind some funny stuff to say to make people laugh.

1. Tell a joke. Keep in mind jokes don't have to be always funny, jokes are actually the way to provoke a response in the listener. And remember that the only reason you're actually joking – it's to come up with the ideal jokes to make people laugh. To do that, you just need to tell a joke that relates to them; one that supports the way they think, makes them feel better about themselves, or reaffirms a friendship or bond.

2. Use puns. From school, you should remember that puns often saved you in an uncertain situation when you needed to make someone laugh. It still works on people! Puns are a form of wordplay which forces the listener to think twice about what they just heard. They may be an easy starting point, but always remember that they go over well only if the person has an interest in the subject of the pun.

3. Be sarcastic and witty. Sarcastic remarks point out the obvious in a situation in a teasing or taunting manner. Though, be careful with sarcasm, as it can be offensive or confusing if the listener doesn't understand your sarcastic way of humor.

Work on your sarcasm by first learning to recognize when someone is being sarcastic, and then try to imitate or mimic their tone, language, and remarks. Don't be afraid to ask your listener if they found your remark sarcastic or clever.

But don't forget to tell them that your grandma is actually all right, she just left.

4. Be self-deprecating. It means you tell jokes or make remarks to make fun of yourself. One of the benefits of this type of humor is that it might lessen your chances of being made fun of for the things you tell about yourself. Are you afraid of what awaits you in the future? Joke about this. Are you annoyed that your ears are too big? Joke about this. Are you scared of the meteorite falling on you? Damn, finally joke about this!

5. Do a parody or satire. Satire and parody are a type of "acted sarcasm". They are used alongside irony to mock an absurd real-life situation. For example, your best friend is scared of Dracula. Just come to his house one scary and moonlight night and show him your big and long tusks…

Okay, don't do THIS. But you got it, right? Just try to show people around you that you're actually a great actor, and do not make anything because of which they can ask the police for your head.

You actually got the first lesson how to make people laugh. But what about girls? You better know, there are some different ways how to make women laugh.

Funny questions to ask a girl to make her laugh

Like any woman in the world, your potential girlfriend has some secrets in her mind. This is why the first thing you have to remember – don't ever make jokes of her family or ugly dog, even if you like cats more. Because if you make it, you better forget about the girl (and her nice, nice dog!).

So here are some questions you can ask your girl to make her laugh.

1. If you had to take a pie to the face, what flavor would it be?
Don't forget to buy a pie. (No, actually don't buy it)

2. If your life was a sitcom, what would it be called?
Since girls adore sitcoms, your question gotta work.

3. What's the funniest prank you've ever pulled on someone?
Don't forget that you don't have to repeat her prank back on the poor girl.

4. Can you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
This question works for 100%, because we know, you tried to spell it and just made a laugh of yourself.

5. Do you talk to animals?
And please, please, don't tell her that she doesn't have to talk to her doggy.

6. Do you secretly wish Santa was real?
We don't know what kind of human you are if you don't believe in Santa, but try and ask it. This question is actually nice.

7. Do you think male turkeys look at female turkeys and think, "Damn! I'd like to ruffle those feathers?!"
It's heavy metal. Try not to laugh while asking it.

Honestly, these questions are just a grain in the sand, but better use them until you come up with your own. By the way, do you remember that questions are only the start of your long-term relationships? After it, you must try something harder. Because, you know, you can't answer the questions for the whole time. Right?

Next chapter of your rolling as a cool dude is to use jokes to make her laugh.

Jokes to make a girl laugh

Do you remember what you've read about jokes? It doesn't have to be always funny, you just need to build a connection between you and another human, girl, for example. Then… Let's do it!

1. "Never ask for the 'High Five' from a short person, you can ask for a 'Low Five'!"
Don't try this joke unless your girl is taller than 5'5"!

2. "Dyslexic man walks into a bra" First make sure that your girl carefully reads the labels.

Be sure next two jokes are working, because they are simple, funny and you really know how to say these jokes just from the young ages.

3. "Teacher: 'Anyone who thinks they are stupid may stand up!'
Nobody stands up
Teacher: 'I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!'
Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: 'Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?'
Little Johnny: 'No… I just feel bad that you're standing alone…'"

4. Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good! *walks away*

But, being clearly nice to you, don't try to tell her jokes like these 10, unless she knows what sarcasm means and won't hit you after. 1. My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like (just remember not to tell her your blood type at all)

2. Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver (let your girl hope it wasn't really you)

3. Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." (remember this phrase until she becomes fat!)

4. Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!" (don't use this one if her favorite movie IS 'Titanic')

5. An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past." (don't use it unless she's not a teacher)

6. My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car. (better ask first if she remembers what happened to Mr. Kennedy)

7. Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare? He is a bulletproof black man. (You know that this is a bad joke if she's dark-colored)

8. What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts (we just hope your potential one isn't an astronaut)

9. Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last as long for fat people (Just take a look on her first)

10. "Dad, how do stars die?" – "Usually an overdose."

You just got the second lesson – how to make a woman laugh at your jokes. The next chapter is… Texting! We know you like texting, but have you ever tried to come up with funny text messages to make her laugh, not cry or make face palm? Here you can get some knowledge of how to make somebody laugh over text, and only laugh.

How to make a girl laugh over text

So here we are, and this is our last lesson. You better be ready to learn all of this, because we really want to help you with your girlfriend.

1. Use memes to make a girl laugh

Finding memes that will make a girl laugh is easy as there are plenty of great European sites that sell or just give them (there's no sense to mention some good ones probably pop up on your Facebook page all the time). Just don't forget to save the funny ones you see so you have them in the chamber ready to go, and you'll be able to get a girl to smile and think you're funny at a moment's notice.

2. Create attraction with a girl through role play

To start bantering with a girl using role-play, simply assign a role to yourself and to her. Some examples of how to banter with a girl through role-play include pretending you're a husband and a wife, travel buddies, a rock star and his groupie, or anything else that you can feign. Just don't use the scenario of a producer and an actress, because we all know how it ends…

3. Use humor and confidence to build attraction

Yes, you can make jokes even while you're texting with your dearest. Just keep in mind that you can't pronounce a lot of them, so sometimes your words could be misunderstood. Don't try to text your falling on banana peel by emoji, for example. It's old and boring.

These three are the most important, but try to make mistakes as rarely as you can. Don't text her too often, because every funny joke has its limit, and once you can become the funny joker instead of what you're saying. We bet you don't want to feel yourself as a loser.

So, what we actually got here? Remember it? You can joke, use sarcasm, be self-deprecating, become a parodist, use role play games even before you start using them with her, save memes on your phone, and, what is the most important part – be yourself. And then every girl is going to be in your funny and sarcastic hands.

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